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The Messy Organizer

What would you like to know?

ayyanami:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

stop it dennys

(via winchesteroh)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via gaballicious)

dirkar:

Okay but if Dad does actually survive until the end of SBURB I’m gonna be laughing because it’s just going to be him with his daughter and seven fucking orphaned kids that all have god powers and you know what he’s probably going to adopt all of them buy a bigger house and go back to the office because he’s just that much of a great Dad.

(via winchesteroh)

2srooky:

spookbubbles:

y0ualreadykn0ww:

sunnyfuckingdisposition:

I know it’s fucked up, but I really routed for this bitch when I was little.

its not fucked up because sharpay was just trying to chase her dream and be the bEST SHE CAN BE BUT GABRIELLA CAME OUTTA NO WHERE LIKE LOL HEHE TROY LETS DO ALL THE MUSICALS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES AND KEPT TAKING SHARPAYS DREAM AWAY FROM HER rude ass bitch

And sharpays songs were SO MUCH BETTER TOO THEY WERE FUN AND GABRIELLA JUST SANG ALL SLOW ABOUT LOVE AND SHE MADE YOU WANT TO FALL ASLEEP BUT SHARPAYS MUSIC WAS THE SHIT

See and Sharpay is what theater WANTS. They don’t want nervous, skittish girls who aren’t confident. They want bitches who walk in there with the confidence of straight white high school boys and a primadonna attitude(to a degree). They want people who will blast out their songs, smile, have THEATRICAL PRESENCE.

They don’t want the shy underdog girl… They want the girl with 15 musical leads, and a dedication and attitude that makes a musical good.

(via microwavedhope)

uglysoulsbeautifulbodies:

DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.

(via microwavedhope)

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